《Big Johnson》是由Sir Mix-A-Lot演唱的一首歌曲，收錄於2003年8月9日發行專輯《Daddy's Home》中。
基本介紹
- 歌曲：Big Johnson
- 語種：英語
- 發行日期：2003年08月09日
- 歌手：Sir Mix-A-Lot
- 所屬專輯：Daddy's Home
- 類型：流行
歌曲歌詞
Oh! Y'all been tellin' some lies 'bout your penile region
（Fuck me up here）
That's what I heard from your girl, boy
We like a great big Johnson
We like a great big Johnson
We like a great big Johnson
We like a great big Johnson
Big momma please don't give me drama 'bout my love hummer
If you ain't pleased, then tell me what I need
If you lie, I'll play the naive guy
Tell me ten strong, you got a closer look
I know I ain't ten long, but that's okay
You call me Big Daddy anyway
And make me feel good 'bout my medium wood
She got her eyes closed, rockin' me well
Tryin' hard to get a nut, while she callin' me Denzel
But oh well, get it Halle Berry, get it Halle Berry, get it
Two can play the games in a fantasy thing
And only five percent of men got nine and up
But eighty-five percent say they can't fit a cup, now what up?
Somebody gotta be lyin', cause I am
Claimin' 'bout twelve on the hit-me scale
But the truth is the six to eight range, you hang
Just like the average Joe Plain, fool
