《Bees And Stones》是Jon Lajoie演唱的歌曲，收錄於專輯《You Want Some of This?》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Bees And Stones
- 所屬專輯：You Want Some of This?
- 歌曲原唱：Jon Lajoie
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
You want some more of this b***h
Back in the heezy we could do this all year long
Jon Lajoie：
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
I told you in the first song I'll tell you in another
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
I don't have a girlfriend my hand's my only lover
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman
Jon Lajoie：
I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine b***hes they were walking my way
Yo what you girls doing tonight is what I wanted to say
But suddenly I panicked my voice started to shake
So I put my head down and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway it worked out great
Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
Sheryl Crow James Blunt and motherf**king Ace of Bass
Yo what can I say it's just a day in my life
I'm up early in the morning in bed early at night
To be productive at work I got to be well rested
Yeah motherf**ker you heard what I just said
Jon Lajoie：
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan
Jon Lajoie：
I'm from a lower-middle class family
Me any my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
I have good memories from my childhood b***h
My favorite toy was my f**king firetruck b***h
I used to play with that motherf**ker all day long
Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
And then I played with my motherf**ker all day long
About ten times a day man all year long
My favorite song motherf**ker I don't like to admit it
Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic
Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you
Every time I hear that f**king s**t a tear comes to my eye
Why the f**k did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die
Yo I'm not afraid to say admit that I'm a sensitive guy
Sticks and stones break my bones
But it's the words that make me cry
Like that time in grade three
When a girl called me stupid face
She really hurt me
Why'd she call me stupid face
Is my face stupid how's that even possible
A person could be stupid but a face that's impossible
S**t happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it
Regular everyday normal f**king bulls**t
Jon Lajoie：
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
When I got nothing to say I usually talk about the weather
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
I like the first Back to the Future but the second one was better
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
I like red peppers better than the green ones
Jon Lajoie：
Ooh-hoo saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
Mine broke about six months ago Motherf**ker
Go go go go go shawty
It's your birthday
Go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited but it's okay
I'll just stay at home and play some video games
