《A Secretary Is Not a Toy》是一首由Musical Cast Recording演唱的歌。
基本介紹
- 歌曲：A Secretary Is Not a Toy
- 語種：英語
- 發行日期：1990年10月10日
- 歌手：Musical Cast Recording
- 所屬專輯：How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying
A Secretary Is Not a Toy - Musical Cast Recording
Gentlemen. Gentlemen
A secretary is not a toy
No, my boy, not a toy
To fondle and dandle and playfully handle
In search of some puerile joy
No, a secretary is not
Definitely not, a toy
You're absolutely right, Mr. Bratt
We wouldn't have it any other way, Mr. Bratt
It's a company rule, Mr. Bratt
A secretary is not a toy
No, my boy, not a toy
So do not go jumping for joy, boy
A secretary is not
A secretary is not
A secretary is not a toy
A secretary is not to be
Used for play therapy
Be good to the girl you employ, boy
Remember no matter what
Neurotic trouble you've got
A secretary is not a toy
She's a highly specialized key component
Of operational unity
A fine and sensitive mechanism
To serve the office community
With a mother at home she supports
And you'll find nothing like her at FAO Schwarz
A secretary is not a pet
Nor an e-rector set.
It happened to Charlie McCoy, boy
They fired him like a shot
The day the fellow forgot
A secretary is not a toy
A secretary is not a toy
And when you put her to use
Observe when you put her to use
That you don't find the name
Lionel
On her caboose
A secretary is not a thing
Wound by key, pulled by string
Her pad is to write in
And not spend the night in
If that's what you plan to enjoy
No
The secretary ya got
Is definitely not
Employed to do a gavotte
Or you know what
Before you jump for joy
Remember this, my boy
A secretary is not
A tinkertoy
