《You Could Drive A Person Crazy》是Bernadette Peters演唱的歌曲，收錄於《Sondheim, Etc.: Live At Carnegie Hall》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：You Could Drive A Person Crazy
- 所屬專輯：Sondheim, Etc.: Live At Carnegie Hall
- 歌曲原唱：Bernadette Peters
- 發行日期：1995年01月01日
歌曲歌詞
You could drive a person crazy
You could drive a person mad
First you make a person hazy
So a person could be had
Then you leave a person dangling sadly
Outside your door
Which could only make a person gladly
Want you even more
I could understand a person
If it's not a person's bag
I could understand a person
If a person was a fag
But worse n that
A person that
Titillates a person and then leaves her flat
Is crazy
He's a troubled person
He's a truly crazy person himself
Oh yeah no no no no
When a person's personality is personable
He should not sit like a lump
It's harder than a matador coercing a bull
To try to get you off of your rump
So single and attentive and attractive a man
Is everything a person could wish
But turning off a person is the act of a man
Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish
Knock knock Is anybody there
Knock knock It really isn't fair
Knock knock I'm working all my charms
Knock knock a zombie's in my arms
All that sweet affection what is wrong
Where's the loose connection
How long o lord how long
You could drive a person buggy
You could blow a person's cool
Like you make a person feel all huggy
While you make her feel a fool
When a person says that you upset her
That's when you're good
You impersonate a person better
Than a zombie should
I could understand a person
If he wasn't good in bed
I could understand a person
If he actually was dead
Exclusive you
Elusive you
Will any person ever get the juice of you
You're crazy
You're a lovely person
You're a moving deeply malajusted
Never to be trusted crazy person yourself
