《You Can't Dance》是LL Cool J演唱的歌曲，由LL Cool J作詞，LL Cool J、Rick Rubin作曲，收錄於《Radio》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：You Can't Dance
- 所屬專輯：Radio
- 歌曲原唱：LL Cool J
- 填詞：LL Cool J
歌曲歌詞
He man I've seen ya think ya rockin it on the floor
You look like a moron who let you in the door
To put the question bluntly: maybe your feets deformed
They should slap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on
You can't dance
Why don't you just nail your feet to the floor
Homeboy whats the use
Anytime you wanna step aside a party
First think of an excuse
You dance like a fat old lady
Not sayin that fat old ladies ain't nice
But every time you try to get one move right
The old lady then did it twice
You can't dance
Youve been a dancing disco disaster
The worst I ever saw
They should dropkick you on the neck
And drag you off the floor
In every discotheque I see you there
In the middle of the crowd
Looking like you got eight or nine left feet dragging all around
You can't dance
Take my advice don't move
Youll never get the knack
If I danced like you Id sneak out the party
And wouldn't be coming back
On the floor you're a dinosaur yeah boy thats how you move
You look like ralph cramden or a donald duck cartoon
