《Word Crimes》是Singer's Edge Karaoke演唱的歌曲,收錄於《Word Crimes (Originally Performed by Weird Al Yankovic) [Karaoke Version]》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名:Word Crimes
- 所屬專輯:Word Crimes (Originally Performed by Weird Al Yankovic) [Karaoke Version]
- 歌曲原唱:Singer's Edge Karaoke
- 發行日期:2015年06月15日
歌曲歌詞
Good time
To learn some grammar
Now did I stammer
Work on that grammar
You should know when
It's less or it's fewer
Like people who were
Never raised in a sewer
I hate these word crimes
Like I could care less
That means you do care
At least a little
Don't be a moron
You'd better slow down
And use the right pronoun
Show the world you're no clown
Everybody wise up
You would not use it's in this case
As a possessive
Well it's a group of words
By the omission of a sound or letter
Are you
Are words not letters
Get it together
Use your spellchecker
You should never
Write words using numbers
Unless you're seven
Or your name is Prince
I hate these word crimes
You really need a
Full time proofreader
You dumb mouth-breather
Well you should hire
Some cunning linguist
To help you distinguish
What is proper English
Everybody wise up
Everybody wise up
Just now
You said
Everybody wise up
E-mail
It's quite apparent
Your grammar's errant
You're incoherent
Saw your blog post
It's really fantastic
That was sarcastic Oh psych
'Cause you write like a spastic
I hate these Word Crimes
Your prose is dopey
Think you should only
Write in emoji
Oh you're a lost cause
Go back to pre-school
Get out of the gene pool
Try your best to not drool
Go Away