《White Michael Jordan》是Eminem演唱的一首歌曲，收錄於專輯《歌曲合輯》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：White Michael Jordan
- 所屬專輯：歌曲合輯
- 歌曲原唱：Eminem
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
White Michael Jordan (白人的邁克·爾喬丹) - Eminem (埃米納姆)
I'm like a white Michael Vick
Psycho enough to stick Michael J Fox in a microwave
With a rock
I might make a little alazae with a side of
Nyquil and a ride of motorcycle fight right through the
Side of my high school
Satans disciple with a sniper rifle and a knife and
A white diaper labble the sh*t on you while I
Snipe you
So dopy gets a ropy yes it's put inappropriate way
To start off this day he made us smart off
To dre
He may be hard to contain 'cause his rages so
Hard to gauge see hannibal ate his face and made
Jason gnawed off his leg
What makes him hard off her raises a blades and
Anything sharp even poisonous darts it all plays a major
Part in his game holy water won't ward him off
Crucifixes won't do the trick he's so sick it's ridiculous
Saw the crazy part off his brain and he stood
Insane why is there blood stains on his carpet mane
It's some crazy sh*t going on in shadys apartment again
News flash I'm still trashed some pills should have killed
My ass but they didn't they just made me stronger
It's like they rebuilt in my ass like the six
Million dollar man after the crash it's half the man
B**ch in my milk glass and still have fifty
Yeah tip me hell isn't enough they need to invent
Someone new to sing me as sick as I'm getting
They'll stick me in a conventional oven with the rotisserie
Setting and won't even notice me sweating
Should I dun layed a verse says some foul sh*t
Trying to go back fix it f**ked around and just
Made it worse
Yeah I'm back lookin no worse for where got these
Haters mad another rip of the hair start punching the
Air panicked someone to punch at the can functionin shady
And royce f**k yeah what a dysfunctional pair
So stop acting like a punk get a pair take
A pill and fall the f**k out spill your lunch
In the chair
I'll do a hundred yard dash just to slash kim
Kardashian in the ass with a shard of glass from
Nick hogans car crash human of like the passenger of
That don't be a smartass yeah laugh when you sit
There thinkin that the hard part passed
You haven't seen pain till leatherface flips mane I'll cut
Your f**king balls off homie my saws off the chain
I chop the b**ch in half with it sawed off
Her legs and the top half of her torso f**king
Crawled off and sang
I ain't seen sh*t like that since I went to
Mike Jacks took the hell of a man scoffed f**ked
It and put it right back handed my d**k the
Buttholes while he sucked it and licked my nut sack
Can't even reach around while I f**ked him right in
His butt crack
Nah I ain't takin it back faggot f**k that I
Give a f**k about nothin so here's where you f**ked
Up at don't go touching that can man you don't
Wanna open up that wait ahh sh*t
Fade out
