《What a Mouth(What a North and South)》是Tommy Steele演唱的歌曲，收錄於專輯《Junior Choice - 70 Vintage Family Favourites》中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：What a Mouth(What a North and South)
- 所屬專輯：Junior Choice - 70 Vintage Family Favourites
- 歌曲原唱：Tommy Steele
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
Jimmy Bean was a funny lookin' fellah
If he had another mouth he'd look much sweller
But the "race" queered him from winning a beauty show
It was like a steamboat funnel Or a railway arch
Or the Blackwall Tunnel When you can't see Jim
When he opens his mouth you'll know
And as poor Jim goes walkin' about
You can hear the kids all 'ollerin' out
(What ) What Ooh um
"What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South
"Blimey what a mouth he's got"
Now when he was a baby well oh Gawd luv 'er
His poor old muvver used to feed him with a shovel
What a gap Poor chap He's never been known to laugh (Oy )
If he did it's a penny to a quid That his face would fall in half
Mouth so large oh Lord oh Lumme
He can whisper in his own ear ain't it funny
And to quench his thirst now he's gotta take a drink o' mine
He got so drunk one foggy morn
He layed in the road and started to yawn
And a poor old man was delivering coals close by
And as he went to shoot the load He saw Jim's mouth out in the road
(What ) Eh Ooh what Oh yes
What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South
Blimey what a mouth he's got Now the poor old man
Bein' a short sighted fellah When he saw Jim's mouth
He took it for the cellar And he shot the lot
Right into his mouth no joke (Oy ) Jim
Poor soul's got a tummy full of coal
And he corfs up lumps o' coke (Oy )
(What ) Eh What eeh ooh ooh cor blimey
I thought it was all over Oh yes um
What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South
Blimey what a mouth he's got Now the poor old man
bein' a short sighted fellah When he saw Jim's mouth
He took it for the cellar And he shot the lot right into his mouth
No joke (Oy ) Jim poor soul's got a tummy full of coal
And he corfs up lumps of coke OY
OY (OY ) OY
