《What Does A Woman See In A Man》是Jimmy Webb演唱的歌曲，由Jimmy Webb作詞，收錄於《Suspending Disbelief》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：What Does A Woman See In A Man
- 所屬專輯：Suspending Disbelief
- 歌曲原唱：Jimmy Webb
- 填詞：Jimmy Webb
歌曲歌詞
He stinks to high heaven half covered with hair
And grunts just like some old orang-utan
While she smells of clean skin and a trace of jasmine
And speaks like a first rate librarian
His stomach hangs out there's a hump on his back
He eats like Conan the Barbarian
While she keeps herself trim and her posture is prim
Her manners are quite cosmopolitan
He laughs like a donkey and farts in the bed
And flips cigarettes in the can
But she always acts nice with no visible vice
Tell me what does a woman see in a man
He hangs out in bars and he tells stupid jokes
And seems to think he's a comedian
While she's clever polite stays sober all night
And sips on her one Presbyterian
He drives a gas hog like Attila the Hun
And woe to the luckless pedestrian
While she prefers bikes and bird-watching hikes
And sailing and riding equestrian
He has a name like Duane or Leroy
Hers is Vanessa or Anne
Hers sounds like a song
But Duane is all wrong
Tell me what does a woman see in a man
Doesn't she know that she's unique
Doesn't she know that he's just a freak -- of nature
Overbearing insecure wanting love but so unsure
Loving her because she's pure
And yet dreaming of orgies in Vegas or Cannes
He preens and strikes poses Olympian
While she shoulders the cross
And lets him play boss
His nurse and long-suffering Samaritan
He brags about knocking the world on its ass
But oh when the shit hits the fan
She'll bail him out she's the one with the clout
Only she knows how humankind ever began
What does a woman see
What does a woman see in a man
