《Toothless People》是Weird Al Yankovic演唱的歌曲，收錄於《Polka Party》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Toothless People
- 所屬專輯：Polka Party
- 歌曲原唱：Weird Al Yankovic
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
They only show you their gums when they smile
Ain't got a tooth in their heads now how vile
Only can eat things like pudding and apple sauce
They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss
Hey stand up
Toothless people
The breath is lethal
Wanna tell you
Hey come on stand up get on your feet
Toothless people
Old and feeble
What I say
No more of those pearly whites will they posses
Their oral hygiene is frightful a mess
Lots of them suffering from trench mouth and gum disease
At least they don't have to worry about cavities
Hey stand up take out your teeth
Toothless people
Old and feeble
Oh yes
You can brush them you can floss them
They're something you just can't ignore
If you lose them you're in trouble
'Cause the tooth fairy won't come no more
You need something to show your dentist
The next time he makes you say ahh
You don't wanna have to wind up
Eating all of your food through a straw
Like toothless people
Toothless people
You better brush your teeth now
Toothless toothless toothless toothless people
