《The Worst Joke Ever》是R.E.M.演唱的歌曲，由Buck Mills Stipe作詞，收錄於專輯《Around The Sun》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：The Worst Joke Ever
- 所屬專輯：Around The Sun
- 歌曲原唱：R.E.M.
- 填詞：Buck Mills Stipe
- 發行日期：2004年10月5日
歌曲歌詞
you see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark.
he lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.
slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.
says, "i don't know what i've done, but it doesn't feel right!"
some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime,
when's the first time you heard that one, 1954?
get to the punch line. fall to the floor.
give me a minute and i'll tell you the setup for
the worst joke ever, i never
i'll tell you my version of the greatest life story
don't bore me
now i am floating,
i feel released.
the moorings have been dropped,
the weights unleashed.
everything is crystalline, simple and free.
the crime of good men who can't wrestle with change,
or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns
you're not hurting anybody else's chances,
but you're disfiguring your own.
give me a minute and i'll tell you the setup for
the worst joke ever, i never
i'll tell you my version of the greatest life story
don't bore me, i never
give me a minute and i'll tell you the setup
you see there's this feeling that i've heard this one before
