The Ten Commandments Of Bart

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Ha ha ha ha ha

Thou shall have fun

Yeah yeah yeah

Thou shall have fun

If you wanna be happy

Thou shall have fun

Yeah yeah yeah

Thou shall have fun

Ladies and gentlemen hello it's Bart again

Here to mention rules that I'd like to recommend

'Cause like it or lump it this is Simpson-style

And this I demand don't touch that dial

I got your attention so you'd better listen up

Dance if you must but please don't interrupt

'Cause the singing I'm slinging comes straight from the heart

I call this little song the ten commandments of Bart

Thou shall have fun

Yeah yeah yeah

Thou shall have fun

If you wanna be happy

Thou shall have fun

Yeah yeah yeah

Thou shall have fun

Let us begin with commandment number ten

Thou shalt be sure to shake your big rear end

Shake it for your mama and shake it for when

You wanna party-harty and get down in the den

Getting funky in the rumpus room would be kinda hip

You bring the chips I'll bring the bean dip

By this I mean shake your gluteus Maximus

Make everybody happy give them satisfactory

Now comes a time for commandment number nine

It's goes something like this thou shalt always make rhymes

'Cause rhyming is a way man to make your own news

Better than CNN better than family values

Don't get me misconstrued I'm not trying to be crude

But a bad attitude will put you in a good mood

It ain't true that our culture's in a decline

Just listen to the super-fine spine-shaking bass line

Now you're itching and twitching to this mucho bewitching

The hip-hop tune that I'm presently hatching

Hold on to your hats because here come the scratching

Who did that

Let's cruise shall we now to commandment number eight

Goes exactly like this thou shall procrastinate

Put another way this means you must be late

Whenever you can make everybody wait

When homework is due don't give in to fate

But do say teacher guess what the dog ate it

Of all the commandments none can be greater

If you want more details come back later

Thou shall have fun

Yeah yeah yeah

Thou shall have fun

If you wanna be happy

Thou shall have fun

Yeah yeah yeah

Thou shall have fun

Moving right along here's commandment number seven

Thou shalt go wild 'cause you'll never get to heaven

You don't say no you do say yo

You hear bad songs turn up on the radio

Then when you're dead Fred where you gonna go

You're going down low where the rocks grow

The whole scene looks like a heavy metal video

Except no guitars 'cause wouldn't ya know

It's swell down in hell except

The devil plays the banjo

Ha ha ha ha ha

Next up here is commandment number six

It goes like this thou shalt dance like lunatics

Got to get moving and shaking and grooving

And hopping and mopping and floppily-flopping

The drums drop out

Hey what happened beat box is broke

Maggie come here quick I'm starting to choke

Come on girl here's the deal I'm really sucking

I need your help so Maggie please start sucking

Oh yeah that's it that's what I require

An inspired baby sister with an ultra-hip pacifier

And now we arrive at commandment number five

Short and sweet thou shalt be alive

Take off your pants strut around in the nude

If somebody sees you say what's happening dude

Oh yeah now we're starting to soar

The countdown continues commandment number four

I say unto you thou shalt slam the door

Wake up the neighbors that's what it's for

Slam it again and slam it some more

Now you got a beat that never happened before

Thou shall have fun

Yeah yeah yeah

Thou shall have fun

If you wanna be happy

Thou shall have fun

Yeah yeah yeah

Thou shall have fun

Which brings us on to commandment number three

Thou shalt question authority

'Cause authority hates curiosity

Which leads straight to originality

From there my friends spontaneity

And the downward spots straight to mockery

Then a hop and a skip to mutiny

Then mutiny leads to anarchy

Then a

Bart knock it off turn it down

Okay okay here's commandment number two

Thou shalt do exactly what you wanna do

Get a tattoo eat a honeydew

Raid a taboo paint your head blue

If you're bald go buy a toupee

If you're starved go eat a souflee

If you're crazy get on the subway

If you're bored dance on the freeway

If you're sexy put on negligee

'Cause this is what I have to say

Hurray for horseplay gotta have horseplay

Besides that man eh what the hay

And now at last it's commandment number one

Put quite simply

Thou shalt have fun

Thou shall have fun

Yeah yeah yeah

Thou shall have fun

If you wanna be happy

Thou shall have fun

Yeah yeah yeah

Thou shall have fun

Yeah yeah yeah

Thou shall have fun

If you wanna be happy

Thou shall have fun

Yeah yeah yeah

Thou shall have fun

Thou shalt have fun

That was pretty cool huh

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