《The Song Of The 7 Inch Cowboy》是Pain演唱的歌曲，收錄於《Wonderful Beef》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：The Song Of The 7 Inch Cowboy
- 所屬專輯：Wonderful Beef
- 歌曲原唱：Pain
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
I'm a seven inch cowboy
With a tiny pair of six guns
Fivewill get you ten
I betcha never seen one
Well I'm a seven inch cowboy
How do you be
And I'm used to people gawking
And a-staring at me
But I wasnt always so gol-darned wee
Let me tell you my story
You can listen for free
For seven long years
Now that's a year for every inch I stand
I've traveled small and lonely down
The byways of this giant land
Like a country western Lilliputian
Too afraid to stop
I'm at the bottom of the food chain
Whereas I once was at the top
I wandered on foot my horse had
Done abandoned me
And every town I come to's like a
Terrible dream
The other cowboys mocked me
And spit tobacco like meteors
Watching me dodge them and laughing
At my small squeaky scream
I went to a saloon to get a drink
They wouldnt serve me
They stuffed me in a glass and slid
Me up and down the bar
And all the barroom women gathered
Round and had their way with me
They sang a song both cold and mean
Cause that's how women are
They sang a man can pan for gold and
Strike it rich and be a millionaire
Or ride the rodeo and be the best one
At it anywhere
Drive a brand new car be a movie star
Size is all that counts and there you are
And I'm a seven-inch cowboy
With a tiny pair of six guns
Fivewill get you ten
I bet you never seen one
Now as you can imagine I'd grown
Pretty bitter
Although that's the only way in which
I had grown
And in that seventh year I finally
Found my transgressor
The man who had shrunk me the
Worst fiend I'd ever known
The mad Professor Mentley was
His name and I drew near
I hopped upon his shoulder and
I grabbed him by the ear
I held my little pistols up and I
Told him lookee here
You made me this way it's time
To pay you gol-darned queer
The professor said wait wait
Now you know me and I know you
And you know that strange experiments
Are just what I do
It's less like a passtime and more
