《The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything》是VeggieTales演唱的歌曲，收錄於專輯《25 Favorite Silly Songs!》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
- 所屬專輯：25 Favorite Silly Songs!
- 歌曲原唱：VeggieTales
- 發行日期：2011年7月19日
歌曲歌詞
We are the pirates we don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
Well I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in St Louie or St Paul
And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
'Cause we are the pirates we don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
And I've never hoist the main sail and I've never swabbed the poop deck
And I've never veered starboard 'cause I've never sailed at all
And I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
'Cause we are the pirates we don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
Oh I've never plucked a rooster and I am not too good at ping-pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice
