《The Painless Dentist Song》是Allan Sherman演唱的歌曲，收錄於《Video Creators - Funny Songs for YouTube Videos and YouTubers》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：The Painless Dentist Song
- 所屬專輯：Video Creators - Funny Songs for YouTube Videos and YouTubers
- 歌曲原唱：Allan Sherman
- 發行日期：2020年8月15日
歌曲歌詞
Beautiful molars
Lovely bicuspids
I’m Dr Prentice
The painless dentist;
By that what’s meant is
It really doesn’t hurt
This is Miss Klinger;
You’ve met her finger
So open wide
And Miss Klinger will squirt
Well well I say there
We’ve got decay there
Can’t let it stay there
And cause you all that pain
So please Miss Klinger
Remove your finger
And won’t you hand me
Down my Novocaine
It’s far worse
Than I thought it was;
My charge is gonna be large
Don’t be unwilling
It’s just a filling
I’m simply drilling
To dig a little pit
Don’t fight Miss Klinger
Or bite her finger
And now while I change
The drill you can spit
I hum while you’re bleeding;
It takes your mind off
The things I grind off
Your gums are receding;
You’ll have to come back
We’ll build that gum back
And now if you will open wide
Miss Klinger’s gonna put her
Whole darn fist inside
That’s it now it’s over
They’ll be a puffiness
Around your cheeks
You’ll have to eat soft food
For three more weeks
And if you’ll kindly
Stop those ghastly shrieks
I’m through
Beautiful molars
Lovely bicuspids
By Dr Prentice
