The Night I Punched Russell Crowe

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Here's a little story about someone that you know

He was a right famous fella by the name of Russell Crowe

I was workin' at a pub and he was smokin at the bar

And that's a crime as you all know in Cal-if-orn-I-are

So I sidled up the rail right to where he stood

Said sorry Mr Crowe as nicely as I could

You'll have to put that out now throw it on the floor

And if you don't I'll have to kick you out show you to the door

He squared right up to me somewhat in surprise

Then he narrowed up his gaze shot me daggers with his eyes

If you think you're man enough go ahead he said

I was scared for me live so I dalked him in the head

The closest I've come to ending up dead

Was the night that I punched Russell Crowe The Gladiator in the head

He lifted up his hands put them to his nose

Blood was running through his fingers dripping on his clothes

His bodyguards ran up get him shouted Crowe

Run cried Chucky run and don't stop until you get to Mexico

The closest I've come to ending up dead

Was the night that I punched Russell Crowe The Gladiator in the head

The closest I've come to being dead

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