The Learner\x27s Brassiere

歌曲歌詞

This one I wrote this afternoon

That’s the truth

I had written

I had written the first little part of this

And I sang it two weeks ago Sunday

On the Ed Sullivan show

And the song is called Mononucleosis

And

My daughter I talked to her

And she said all the kids in her school

There were a hundred kids in her junior high school

Who had it

And they think it’s a real good subject for a song

And that’s why I originally wrote it was

That she had come home

With this mononucleosis about six months ago

She’s thirteen

And then Life magazine came out a month or so

Later with an article on

It that explained that it was the kissing disease

So I put those two facts together

I’m a very you know thrilling detective

And I was wondering well you know

I’m

I guess I’m old-fashioned because about six months ago

She got one of those learner’s brassieres

Well actually she’s learning real good

If you want to know

I mean the first couple of weeks

It used to slide down and dangle

Around her ankles and trip her

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