《The Laughing Gnome》是David Bowie演唱的歌曲，由David Bowie作詞作曲，收錄於《London Boy》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：The Laughing Gnome
- 歌曲原唱：David Bowie
- 填詞：David Bowie
- 譜曲：David Bowie
歌曲歌詞
I was walking down the high street
When I heard footsteps behind me
And there was a little old man （hello）
In scarlet and grey shuffling away （laughter）
Well he trotted back to my house
And he sat beside the telly （oaah ）
With his tiny hands on his tummy
Chuckling away laughing all day （laughter）
Oh I ought to report you to the gnome office
（gnome office）
Yes
（hahahahaha）
Ha ha ha hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me
Ha ha ha hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
Said the laughing gnome
Well I gave him roasted toadstools
And a glass of dandelion wine （burp pardon）
Then I put him on a train to eastbourne
Carried his bag and gave him a fag
（havent you got a light boy ）
Here where do you come from
（gnome-mans land hahihihi）
Oh really
In the morning when I woke up
He was sitting on the edge of my bed
With his brother whose name was fred
Hed bought him along to sing me a song
Right lets hear it
Here whats that clicking noise
（thats fred hes a metrognome haha）
Ha ha ha hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me
Ha ha ha hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
（own up I'm a gnome ain't I right haha）
Havent you got an ome to go to
（no were gnomads）
Didnt they teach you to get your hair cut at school
You look like a rolling gnome
（no not at the london school of ecognomics）
Now theyre staying up the chimney
And were living on caviar and honey （hooray ）
Cause theyre earning me lots of money
Writing comedy prose for radio shows
Its the-er （what ）
Its the gnome service of course
Ha ha ha hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me
Ha ha ha oh dear me
ha ha ha hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
（one more time yeah）
Ha ha ha hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
