《The Kid S Song》是Moxy Fruvous演唱的歌曲，收錄於專輯《The 'B' Album》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：The Kid S Song
- 所屬專輯：The 'B' Album
- 歌曲原唱：Moxy Fruvous
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
We took the babies
We knew and the toddlers we knew
Said we'd like to get a slice of life
From your point of view
'Cause you cry and laugh a lot more than
Us older folks do
It's a Spicer show especially for you
The markers that I just got are non-toxic
And my sister says the lake is quite dioxic
I don't know what these words mean
I just want to play where it's clean
But something in the backyard make my dog sick
Is there something you like (squirt-gunning my dog )
Is there something you hate
(when my turtle ate my gerbil)
Is it fun to take a bat
(no sometimes yes)
Should Quebec separate
Well we'll try and handle that for you
And make a better world so you can have kids too
My mom is French and she's a candy striper
When my dad sings 'Save the Queen' she gets real hyper
She says Douglas keep your paws
Off my Notwithstanding clause
And they argue and forget about my diaper (gross )
Is there something you like (Jurassic Park)
Is there something you despise
(when I ate too many crayons)
Do you like to play with dolls (not dolls action figures)
Do you have a gender bias
(my sister is three gender biases)
Well we'll try to handle that for you
And make a better world so you can have kids too
Hello I'm Gabby and I just got here from Chile
(welcome Gabby )
I like Canada except that it is chilly
I met Premier Bob Rae and he ain't no Pinochet
My mother makes a spicy bowl of chili (three rhymes )
Is there something you like (squirt-gunning my Shreddies)
Is there something you hate (reject) (food that isn't pizza)
What's your favourite colour (fuschia teal)
Is that politically correct
Well we'll try and handle that for you
And make a better world so you can have kids too
Now the kids have held court and we're glad to report
That from now on we'll take orders
From the young and the short
In fact adults should only speak up as a final resort
When there's a grown-up problem through
Which one must sort
Trust the people for whom living is a sport
If you need us we'll be backyard in our new treefort
