《The Drinking Man' S Diet》是Allan Sherman演唱的歌曲，收錄於《My Name Is Allan》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：The Drinking Man' S Diet
- 所屬專輯：My Name Is Allan
- 歌曲原唱：Allan Sherman
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
Oh I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet
It came from a book I was loaned
It's really terrific
And quite scientific
And I'm half stoned
For breakfast some
Cornflakes and vodka
But cornflakes have carbohydrate;
So I don't eat those
Fattening cornflakes
I eat the vodka straight
Drink drink everyone drink;
It's not as bad as we used to think
With every Manhattan your
Stomach will flatten
So drink drink drink
The Air Force invented this diet
A fact which they hotly deny
Of course they deny it
'Cause this is the diet
That got the Air Force high
For lunch you can have three martinis
What better lunch is there than that
But caution: do not eat the olives
'Cause olives make you fat
Drink drink everyone drink;
It's not as bad as we used to think
If pounds you would burn off
Then turn on your Smirnoff
And drink drink drink
For dinner a nice Scotch and soda
Now that oughtta help you to lose
No whipped cream no butter
Just lay in the gutter
And booze booze booze
