《The Centaur》是 Buck 65演唱的歌曲，收錄專輯《Vertex》中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：The Centaur
- 所屬專輯：Vertex
- 歌曲原唱： Buck 65
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
Most people are curious
Some want get dirt on
The centaur I'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I'm a man
But I'm built like a horse from the waist down
People are afraid of me but act like they love me
Feast your eyes upon my nudity
I am beauty and the beast
I have plenty to say
But nobody listens because my clock is so clean
The hour hand is missing so I'm famous for it
Freaky is what everyone's name is for it
Sure it's larger than yours
I'm a centaur for chrissakes
I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music
I'm told passion is my specialty
But really I'm old fashioned
And I'm quite well built
As fas as physiques go
So people seem to think that I belong in a freak show
They wanna have pictures taken
Constantly assuming that my sex drive
Is three times that of a normal human
Asking silly questions like I'm their personal mentor
All they care about is my undercarriage because I'm a centaur
The porno industry
Wants to pay me lots of money to appear in books and movie
'Cause they think I look funny
But I'm looking for true love
Not cookies and crumbs
More than a sore thumb
I have a complicated mind
I'm not the favorite kind of companion
For the average person
Sometimes things start well
But eventually worsen when sex becomes a problem
Or else they're unimpressed with the attention that you get
Being a centaur's love interest
You don't care about my next life
Just my ex wife and the intimate details of our sex life
Most people are curious
Some want get dirt on
The centaur I'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I'm a man
But I'm built like a horse from the waist down
