《The Bride Stripped Bare》是Bonzo Dog Band演唱的歌曲，Stanshall、Innes作詞，收錄於《Keynsham》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：The Bride Stripped Bare
- 所屬專輯：Keynsham
- 歌曲原唱： Bonzo Dog Band
- 填詞：Stanshall、Innes
歌曲歌詞
So the boys got together and formed a band
Uh f-fate played the straight man
And since then they've never looked back
Hey you lads welcome to club
I've seen you on the telly with your
Long hair and pimples
pop-pop
We arrived at the gig looking rough
Not happy we'd all had enough
Of eight hours on the road
Legs Larry said he
It's the boozer for me dear boy
With orrid red wallpaper forty years old
It stank like a rhino house
Mr Slater said Oh I can smell Vindaloo
At our hair as we ride into town
Yip yip yessiry
And the hotel reception was empty and cold
And Chalky and Nozz had set up the gear
Oh really
No sir OReilly
Hobnob
And we wave to the people who frown
In the club where the
Dohl Pal Show would appear
In person as themselves
arf arf
In person as themselves
Then Neil Fred and I played darts for a while
Before we switched on our theatrical smile
Hey you remember
Hot dogs on sale in foyer
Eyy
You can have a drink in your dressing room
Lads but you can't come into club
Looking like that We can't oblige Thank you
Hey Redneck
We've had em all ere you know Tommy Raye
Aye
That's a brand new scratch on the piano
Cost you seventy-five quid to put that right
Whoa oo did that
I remember one time
And Buddy
Aye
Put off all thought though in here dunnit
Whoa what
Will you take your empty
Glasses back to the bar
Any artistes messing in football
Will be paid off immediately
Hoover
It's not for meself lads it's for me daughter
Five pints of lager and one Coke
You got me lads it's the manager
That makes the rules
