The Birmingham Ho

《The Birmingham Ho》是Morten Abel演唱的歌曲，收錄專輯《Morten Abel》中。

基本介紹

• 外文名：The Birmingham Ho
• 所屬專輯：Morten Abel
• 歌曲原唱：Morten Abel
• 歌曲語言：英語

歌曲歌詞

OK Taxi

I met this girl in a Birmingham taxi

I got it first but she slipped in before me

Just as I was telling her hey this is mine

She already told the cab driver where to go

Me I always show respect for the ladies

I sat back and let her have it her way

So good lord sees me through darkness and light

I tell you what I remembered from that night

I'm hungry do you fancy a little something to eat

I can't go on forever on Cognac and weed

But she was already on the way down in the seat

I tried to stop her or maybe I didn't

So there I was in a strange situation

The chauffeur said I can drop you off at the station

I said no man no don't

I tell you when to stop keep your eyes on the road

You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

No you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

Two hours later she was still at it

The driver had to refill gasoline and shit

Baby baby introduce yourself

What's your name girl

My name is Fred

Fred

Fred yeah

Fred a'what a'what did you say

Now that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gay

Now that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gay

You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

No you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

So whatever kind of trouble you might get yourself into

Just think of me that night and what I went through

I thought it was Helen or Marie or whatever giving me head

Until I realised it was this dude called FredHello

And that was a Birmingham Ho

Hey ho hey ho hey

And that was a Birmingham Ho

Hey ho hey ho hey ho hey

Take it away now

Hold on a minute that's bullshit

You told me it was a microphone

And you wanted me to sing in it

I don't think it's me I think it's you that have a problem

So zip up and try to be a gentleman

I have feelings too and I don't need you to hurt them

So zip up and try to be a gentleman

So zip up and try to be a gentleman

You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

No you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

No you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

And that was a Birmingham Ho

Hey ho hey ho hey

And was a Birmingham Ho

Hey ho hey ho hey ho hey

Ho hey ho hey ho hey

Ho hey ho hey ho hey