《The Amazing Willy Wanker》是Adam Sandler、Betsy Hammer、Elmo Weber演唱的歌曲，收錄於專輯《Shhh...Don't Tell(U.S. PA Version)》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：The Amazing Willy Wanker
- 所屬專輯：Shhh...Don't Tell(U.S. PA Version)
- 歌曲原唱：Adam Sandler、Betsy Hammer、Elmo Weber
- 發行日期：2004年7月13日
歌曲歌詞
When I was just a little wee lad
I hopped on the lap of my dear old dad
Something jumped and poked me good
'That' he said 'just me morning wood'
A little tin soldier's marchin by
Sergeant major unzips his fly
Pulls his weapon from his camouflage pants
Slaps away 'til it starts to dance
A shootin star's above my bed
Changin' colors of my mushroom head
A rainbow jizz flys across the room
Little white spermies meet their doom
Ah
The amazing Willy Wanker
Aaaah the amazing Willy Wanker
And my scrotum sack he says
La la la la la la tickle me
Little green men from outer space
Here to exterminate the human race
Drop their ray guns and retreat to their ships
When marshmallow sauce squirts from me tip
Like a knight of olden camelot
The goo takes off like an arrow shot
Gwynevere drops to her knees and begs
For the spittin dragon between me legs
I'm using my thing for what it's for
Gentle knock upon me door
Mumsy drops her cup of tea
When she sees my wank standing tall and free
Ah the one and only Willy Wanker
Aaaaah here comes Willy Wanker
And my marble sack he says
La la la la la la tickle me
Rasberry scones and marmalade
Squeezing my squid in the evening shine
Visions of mermaids in the sky
Shooting my load in me own left eye
Gramps was a hero in the first world war
But he ain't got no dick no more
Comes home smokin from the corner pub
Makes poor old gramsy kiss his nub
The world spins around like a big bass drum
Nanny pops a pinkie in the generals bum
The irish dance and the scotsmem howl
Time to clean up with the washroom towel
Ah yeah it's only Willy Wanker yeah
Ah the lonely Willy Wanker
And my wrinkled sack he says
La la la la la la tickle me
