《The Amazing Fantastical History Of Mr. Willy Wonka》是Roni Page、Nigel Planer、Myra Sands、The Original London Cast Recording演唱的歌曲，由Marc Shaima、Scott Wittm作詞，收錄於專輯《Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - The New Musical (Original London Cast Recording)》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：The Amazing Fantastical History Of Mr. Willy Wonka
- 所屬專輯：Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - The New Musical (Original London Cast Recording)
- 歌曲原唱：Roni Page、Nigel Planer、Myra Sands、The Original London Cast Recording
- 填詞：Marc Shaima、Scott Wittm
- 發行日期：2013年10月7日
歌曲歌詞
Ten minutes till dinner
Just enough time to hear the story of Willy Wonka
Didn't we tell you the story of Willy Wonka last night
No
Or have a distinct recollection of telling you the story
Of Willy Wonka just last night
And the night before that
I don't mean to be rude Grandpa Joe
But you are getting a bit old
And well maybe a bit forgetful
Have we really never ever told the boy about him
Not once
Well for his entire life the tot
Has not once told a lie
I told you so
But can we answer all his queries
Can we cover all the theories
All the beds are staged so dearies
Let us try
What a clever man he is this Mr Wonka
There's so many tales to tell
All about the tasty sweets that made the people
Gather round for just one smell
Children gnaw
While in their rompers
Chocolate eggs between their chompers
Till a tiny bird was perched upon their tongue
Yes Mr Willy Wonka
Has a sex appeal what makes me feel young
There I said it
Little minx
From all around the world they'd call on Mr Wonka
Kings and queens and presidents
Even down in Rome the pope left home and in
The factory took up residence
Dalai Llamas and their mamas has such episodes and dramas
Even Ghandi got himself into a brawl
For Mr Willy Wonka
We all sing for he's the king of them all
There was sugar balloons
And macaroons
For feathery sweets
And marshmallow treats
Transforming wheezing geezers to a child
And let me say that Mr Willy Wonka whips
A swirl what makes a girl go wild
Well he does
Tell the one about the Indian Prince
The one about Prince Pondicherry
Oh you like a scary ones don't you Charlie
Willy Wonka went to India near the Kingdom of Madras
Where he met Prince Pondicherry who was rich
But awfully crass
He had wed a Maharini
Who craved chocolate for each meal
So he called up Willy Wonka and he said
Let's make a deal I will pay a million rupees
For a house to please her belly
We will be the talk of Punjab
And the toast of all New Delhi
I will gladly build this fortress
Wonka said but just one thing
It will be nice for the winter
But it won't last past the spring
For the sun will make a river
Of this chocolate Taj Mahal
And you'll end up in hot chocolate
With your chocolate femme fatale
The prince he wouldn't listen
Use a bonbon for the dome I won't rest until
My missus eats me out of house and home
And so Wonka built a showplace
But when summer came around
All the walls began to melt
Till every ceiling hit the ground
But the prince and princess perished
Drowning in the chocolate flow
Yes they died 'cause they were greedy
Ahhh but what a way to go
Oh but Charlie then the spies came
Ficklegruber
Prodnose
And Slugworth
Stealing every new invention as soon as it appeared
Wonka closed down the factory
And no chocolate was made for a very long time
And then one night the lights came back on again
And strange shadows appeared at the windows
Yes the factory was up and running again
But how
Nobody's ever gone in and nobody's ever come out
And that is one of the great mysteries of the
Chocolate making world
Yes the smoke returned to the chimneys
But the gates stayed locked and chained
And strange shadows
Ghostly shadows
Appeared at the window unexplained
Yes out went Ficklegruber Prodnose Slugworth
No one went in which was quite bizarre
But the factory churned
And the sweets returned
If we could only afford one bar
So Charlie now you're up to date on Willy Wonka
Now you know what he's about
Though it's a crying shame
That no one's going in
At least the chocolates still come out
Now once again each brother's daughter
Feels her mouth begin to water
In Brazil they gave up coffee for a taste of Wonka toffee
Now each nose what sense olfactory
Thinks the factory's satisnacktory
For a single whiff I might commit a crime
Yes Mr Willy Wonka's
Like I said
A man ahead of his time
I've still got it
I've slipped a disc
I think I need a pee
I think I just had one
