《That Old Back Scratcher》是Allan Sherman演唱的歌曲，收錄專輯《Video Creators - Funny Song》中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：That Old Back Scratcher
- 所屬專輯：Video Creators - Funny Song
- 歌曲原唱：Allan Sherman
- 發行日期：2020年8月15日
歌曲歌詞
That old back scratcher
Has me in its spell
That old back scratcher
Like the Chinese sell
Your plastic fingers up
And down my spine
The same old itchcraft
When your touch meets mine
You tame that tingle
When I'm all alone;
For I am single so
To itch his own
So down and down you go
Around and around
And around you go;
Scratching my unreachable zone
I should throw you away
But I never do;
I must give in to itchy skin
A skin with such a burning desire;
When I'm scratching low
The itching gets higher
Oh you're the scrubber
That placated me
That chased each place
That irritated me;
And then last night
You broke my heart
Because I sat down on you
Two hundred pounds on you
Then snap crack
Everything just went black
My wonderful old back
Scratcher fell apart
Yes you broke in half
And now you're too short;
I tried Scotch tape
As a last resort
But with Scotch tape
It wasn't the same;
The thrill that was
Wild is suddenly tame
But Old Man Sorrow will not get me down;
I leave tomorrow night for Chinatown
Alright I must follow Heaven's plan:
Around and around I'll go
Through Chinatown I'll go
Hoping to find another
One just like you
An old Chinese back scratcher
Made in Japan
