Stand Up Comic

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Now I don't mind if fifty thousand yobos pick(? beat?) me up outside a

Football ground on a Saturday afternoon. I'll still come out fighting.

D'you know why? You've seen me on television. I'm the lowest common

Denominator. And this is all about your(yob?) culture. So welcome to jolly

Ol' England! I'm the stand up comic.

Jack the Lad has become Oscar Wilde

And the followers of style say it's the latest thing

And William Shakespeare is the schmooze of the week

And anyone who says different is a fuckin' antique

And Noel Coward has become very hard(?)

And the comic says "bollocks" and everybody laughs

And that's that

Style, I mean

Never was much, never has been

But the little bit that was was all that we had

And the clown does a belch and we all belch back

And that's that

Jack the Lad has become Fancy Dan

And creating agro(?) culture with a rub-on tan

And all the tearaways(?) have got savior faire

And the working class hero's got a tinted hair(?)

And a well-spoken hero from a yesteryear

Walks out onto a stage and they all shout "queer!"

And that's that

Manners, I mean

Never was much, never has been

But the little bit that was was all that we had

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