《Pumpkin Carver》是Insane Clown Posse演唱的歌曲，收錄於《Forgotten Freshness Vol 4》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Pumpkin Carver
- 所屬專輯：Forgotten Freshness Vol 4
- 歌曲原唱：Insane Clown Posse
- 發行日期：2005年11月15日
歌曲歌詞
Hey money got a big a** head
Folded like a like a stop sign
F**k dawg hey
We gotta go get that motherf**kin ball a brains
You know what I‘m sayin f**k dat
What you wanna make a song about death
Squeezin on a neck until it‘s all outta breath
You wanna hear me rap about being the hardest
Well f**k that from now on I‘m an artist
I carve pumpkins chop chewy
Slice swing twice stab screwy ooey
Chewy dewy gooey slop
It all starts with a quick chop drop
Pumpkin rolls on the floor
Almost out the front door (oh we can‘t have that)
Cut along the hair line (bowl cut)
Hold the pumpkin between your legs and lift up
Boing brains snippity snip all the veins
Snip cut
What what the matter
You don‘t wanna do it
Well f**k it then screw it
You‘ll never be a pumpkin carver
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
Sotown motown collectin bodies
Twiztid clowns and the kottonmouth kings
Halloween halloween halloween halloween
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
Sotown motown collectin bodies
Twiztid clowns and the kottonmouth kings
Halloween halloween halloween halloween
What you don‘t like this rhyme
I can‘t be on point all the time
F**k it‘s halloween
I gotta make a living somehow
I‘m a professional pumpkin sculptor
Alright motherf**ka now
First hollow the container
Scrape that b**ch with a hanger
Whatever just get something
Just get the motherf**ker all hollowed out
Like you could fill it up with lemonade
And pour it out the mouth if ya wanted to
Umm never leave the eyes in tact
They‘ll turn all blue and puff out and sh*t (wack)
Always remove ‘em but keep ‘em handy
Cause they taste like candy
Hahahaha sike I‘m only playin
Ok now get the scalpel
Slowly cut around the mouth be careful
What the f**k we needed the lip
Here let me give you a little tip
Slow the f**k down
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
Sotown motown collectin bodies
Twiztid clowns and the kottonmouth kings
Halloween halloween halloween halloween
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
Sotown motown collectin bodies
Twiztid clowns and the kottonmouth kings
Halloween halloween halloween halloween (twiztid )
Take a closer look you scary motherf**kers
Doesn‘t my jack-o-lantern look like your little brother
Neck nuggets start to fling terrors what we bring
Twiztid icp and the kottonmouth kings
Pumpkins are for b**ches; I like my sh*t instead
‘Cause every devil‘s night we carvin somebody else‘s head
When my meat cleaver chops heads fall to the floor
F**k buying pumpkins at the grocery store
Yeah yeah alright you done flexed some skills on the mike
This is my motherf**kin little song here right (right)
Let‘s get back to the subject
Now hold steady steady steady ready
Insert the blade along the outer eyelid
Very slowly I don‘t wanna look
Oh you did
Ok gently count 25 spec meter outer diameters (huh ) a square
I know it‘s hard you‘d probably rather just stab and chop
But you‘ll end up with a pile of slop
I‘ve done it before
And them ain‘t them ain‘t pumpkin seeds
Those are fragments of skull
Oh crunchy
Hey nevermind that get back to work
Eating on the f**kin job you‘ll never be an expert (oh)
What you wanna be a mailman a plumber or a barber (no)
Or do you wanna be like your uncle violent j
A pumpkin carver
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
Sotown motown collectin bodies
Twiztid clowns and the kottonmouth kings
Halloween halloween halloween halloween
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
Sotown motown collectin bodies
Twiztid clowns and the kottonmouth kings
Halloween halloween halloween halloween
I be burnin cali
Southern voters I always bring
Pletto from the ghetto
Nobody‘s in the meadow
When it comes to carvin b**ch
I‘m shaper than gipetto
I‘m lovin that stiletto
Ask your trick or f**kin treaters more than thirty
Why I beat and greet the homies with the chiba
Ariba
Ariba I was born in this october
Now come press rewind motherf**kin flows over over over
