《Pain In Da Ass Stewardess》是Redman、Drama Squad演唱的歌曲，收錄於專輯《Doc's Da Name 2000》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Pain In Da Ass Stewardess
- 所屬專輯：Doc's Da Name 2000
- 歌曲原唱：Redman、Drama Squad
- 發行日期：1998年12月14日
歌曲歌詞
Ladies and Gentleman we'll be landing in about 20 minutes,
ascending into Kennedy Airport.
The time is 5:20 am and were a little bit early this evening.
The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling.
Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you has a pleasent flight.
We'll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones.
So please fasten your seatbelts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your...ass （laughs）.
Stewardess:
Sir can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing.
Redman:
Aight, Imma do it right now I get just something gotta out of this bag.
Stewardess:
Sir can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away.
Redman:
Alright hold on I told you imma do it right in one minute I just got to get something out of this bag.
Stewardess:
Sir can you please turn off that walkmen I've been telling you this intire flight it's against federal regulations to use a walk
Redman:
Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain't trying to hear that, listen I told you i was going to do it in one minute, your starting to get on my ******* nerves, get the **** outta here aight.
Stewardess:
Sir is there a problem?
Redman:
*sighs* Yeah there's a problem.
Stewardess:
Do I have to alert the captain?
Redman:
Yeah...alert your Captain this （gun cocks）Get the **** over here!
（stewardess screams） come here （stewardess still screaming）Take me to the ******* captain!
（door opens, stewardess still screaming）
Who's in charge here?
Captain:
I am
（Gun Fires）
Redman:
I said who's in charge here?
Co-Pilot:
Uh, you are.
Redman:
Alright then, now turn this ************ around!
Redman talking on intercom:
Is this **** on?...Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking.
This is a muther-******* stickup. We'll be cruzing at an altitude of 30,000 feet.
I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings, ************* shoes, sneakers, socks,
I want the credit cards the welfare cards I even want your ******* frequent flyer miles.
I'm telling you the first ************ to move is gonna catch this ************.
Now send the bag around....Thank you.
（people start screaming）
Redman:
************ didn't don't I movesay
（gun fires 4 time）
（Plane starts falling）
（people still screaming）
