《Milky Cereal》是LL Cool J演唱的歌曲，收錄於《Mama Said Knock You Out》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Milky Cereal
- 所屬專輯：Mama Said Knock You Out
- 歌曲原唱：LL Cool J
- 發行日期：1990年08月01日
歌曲歌詞
Ll cool j
Milky cereal
Ooh yeah
Mh
Hey yo man
Ain't nothin like a nice bowl of cornflakes in the morning
To smooth you out
Milky
Cereal
Milky
Cereal
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the baddest female of them all
It was Frosted Flake she loved to bowl
And although her skin was white she had a lot of soul
Rich female very debonnaire
Drivin a Rolls with rollers in her hair
We was hangin out pumpin the stereo
She took me to a club I think the name was Cheerio's
She walked like she was jumpin a hurdle
I was happy as a kid that just saw _Mutant Ninja Turtles_
A guy walked over said ＂Your earring's cute＂
I said ＂I'm wearin a earring but it ain't no Fruit Loop＂
Me and Frosted went to get a drink
But she ordered somethin bugged and I ain't know what to think
She ordered potassium calcium
Carbohydrate scotch with sodium
She took me to her crib threw me on the couch
I woke up the next morning with a spoon in my mouth
She's
Milky
Cereal
（Baby）
Milky
Cereal
I went to Vegas didn't think it'd do any harm
I walked into this girl named Lucky Charm
For some reason we walked in the rain
She had a four-leaf clover with a big gold chain
She had a salary that was full of calories for real
And I was in the mood for a homecooked meal
So we went to be alone
But we had to be quiet cause her cornpops was home
Kissed her neck kissed her back kissed her arms
I said ＂Forget it let me see your lucky charms＂
When we began her hairstyle was neat
But when I left the next morning it looked like shredded wheat
Talked about marriage I said ＂That's risky
Besides it's such a waste of Rice Crispies＂
She had a robe with the velours material
Her pops woke up I said ＂Hello Mr Cereal
I came this morning to deliver the paper＂
He said ＂Stop frontin I know you caught the vapors
That's my daughter so save your croonin
You better find another bowl of cereal to stick your spoon in＂
Milky
Cereal
（Baby）
Milky
Cereal
Then there was Pebbles times was rough
She was turnin tricks to get her 'coo-coo puff '
Her mind was gone but she turned me on in fact
She was wearin an Apple Jack hat
With a full-link fox and some pink bobby-socks
Her father had a greedy disease fried chicken pocks
We called him Hungry Jack
He talked like pops and then he dressed like The Mack
He invited me out to lunch
With a old army buddy of his Captain Crunch
The waiter said ＂Jack what would you like today ＂
He said ＂I don't know just make it Special 'K ＂
He said ＂Cool ＂ came back with the order
That's when I said ＂Hey yo Jack I like your daughter＂
He said ＂Pebbles Boy are your crazy
She could sing while I'm swingin my thing
Cause her burgers taste better than Burger King＂
He said ＂Go party do some minglin
You and my daughter your brain must be jinglin＂
I said ＂It's smooth no disrespect
She'll sign a pre-nup so she don't get half of my week check＂
Then we walked down the aisle
Our honeymoon was milky - cereal style
You know what I'm sayin
Milky
Cereal
（Baby）
Milky
Cereal
Milky
Ha-ha-ha
Peace
