《Medical Love Song》是Monty Python演唱的歌曲，收錄於專輯《Monty Python Sings (Explicit)》中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Medical Love Song
- 所屬專輯：Monty Python Sings (Explicit)
- 歌曲原唱：Monty Python
- 發行日期：1989年1月1日
歌曲歌詞
Inflammation of the foreskin
Reminds me of your smile
I've had ballanital
Chancroids for quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU
That lovely night in June
I ache for you my darling
And I hope you get well soon
My penile warts your herpes
My syphilitic sores
Your moenelial infection
How I miss you more and more
Your dobie's itch
My scrumpox our lovely gonorrhea
At least we were lying
When we said that we were clear
Out syphilitic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal
Pustules with a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis send shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus
When your spirochetes met mine
Gonoccocal urethritis streptococcal ballinitis
Meningo mylitis diplococcal cephalitis
Epididimitis interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior u-ve-i-tis
My clapped out genitalia is not so bad for me
As the complete
And utter failure ever time I try to pee
My doctor says
My buboes are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange
And my balls are turning green
My heart is very tender
Though my parts are awful raw
You might have been
Infected but you never were a bore
I'm dying of your love my love
I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science
But I'm afraid they've turned it down
Gonoccocal urethritis streptococcal ballinitis
Meningo mylitis diplococcal cephalitis
Epididimitis interstitial keratitis Syphilitic choroiditis
And anterior u-ve-i-tis
