《Living With A Hernia》是1986年Weird Al Yankovic演唱的歌曲，由Weird Al Yankovic作詞，C Midnight、d. hartman作曲，收錄於《Polka Party》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Living With A Hernia
- 所屬專輯：Polka Party
- 歌曲原唱：Weird Al Yankovic
- 填詞：Weird Al Yankovic
- 譜曲：C Midnight、d. hartman
歌曲歌詞
All I do is grunt and groan
Hurts me to walk anywhere
Went to see my physician Dr Jones
He took my trousers off told me to cough
Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss
He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss
Living with a hernia
All the time such aggravation
Living with a hernia
Gonna be my ruination
Living with a hernia
Got to have an operation
Feel so old
Too much bad pain
Good gawd drives me insane
Can't run barely crawl
Got a bulge in my intestinal wall
Walk real funny bless my soul
Can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl
You can't even do the splits nowBetter call it quits now
I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow
Living with a hernia
Hurts me bad in a tender location
Living with a hernia
Had enough humiliation
Living with a hernia
Got to have an operation
I live with a hernia
Can't get up can't bend over
Now I live with a hernia
Wait a minute
You may not be familiar with the common types
Of hernias that you could get
So just settle down let me clue you in
There's Incomplete Incomplete
Epigastric Epigastric
Bladder Bladder
Strangulated Strangulated
Lumbar hernia Lumbar hernia
Richter's hernia Richter's hernia
Obstructed Obstructed
Inguinal and Direct
Living with a herniaRupture
I said it's causin' me such irritation
Living with a hernia
Have to have my medication
Living with a hernia
I feel bad
