《Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday》是Brad Paisley、The Kung Pao Buckaroos演唱的歌曲，收錄於《Brad Paisley Christmas (Deluxe Version)》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
- 所屬專輯：Brad Paisley Christmas (Deluxe Version)
- 歌曲原唱：Brad Paisley、The Kung Pao Buckaroos
- 發行日期：2006年10月10日
歌曲歌詞
And now the grand old opera theater proudly presents
A special holiday edition of the adventures of the kung pao buckaroos
Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday
Whatever you do watch what you say
If you're easily offended well that's okay
It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday
We catch up with our three cowboys one cold
December night huddled around the camp fire
How about we sing some holiday songs
Yeah hey george you wanna lead us off
Yeah I got one
Oh chri biip mas tree oh chri biip mas tree how lovely are thou branched
Why am I getting blipped again
Haven't you heard guys you can't say chri biip mas you gotta say holiday
I can't say chri biip mas
No you might offend somebody
Who is offended by chri biip mas
You know you might offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists
What
Time to politically correct
I'll lead this off
On the first day of chri biip mas my true love said to me
Jimmy are you listening
What
You can't say chri biip mas
Why not
You can say biiiip on the last record
Why can't I say chri biip mas
I didn't make the rules
Hey listen guys it's not that difficult
All you gotta do is change chri biip mas to holiday
You know instead of saying white chri biip mas you say
I'm dreaming of a whi biiip holiday
Why did I get blipped
You've got to say caucasian
So I have to sing I'm dreaming of a caucasian holiday
Sure that won't offend anybody
Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday
Whatever you do watch what you say
If you're easily offended well that's okay
Why do these people have to feel that way
How come they get offended so easily
It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday
I'm just trying to come up with a song here
Let's sing one together everybody ready george
Ready
Bill your ready
I'm ready
Jimmy jimmy jimmy
Okay
We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've traveled real far
Sorry boys you have to say asia now
What
Oh come on just try
We three kings of asia are
That sounds like horse biiiip
Oh lord okay how about little drummer boy
Nope that offends short people
And you can't say drummer cause that will offend real musicians
How about little town of meddle hell
What's this with all the short jokes
Hey how about we do silent night
No it'll offend people who's hard to hear and afraid of the dark
What did he say about a shark
Shark
This happens every year
Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday
Whatever you do watch what you say
If you're easily offended well that's okay
It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday
Hohoho
No
I can't say ho
No you might offend some women
So basically we can't sing anything
I think that a bunch of bull biiiip
Softer george it's more effective
I think that a bunch of bull biiiip
You now what I don't care who we offend
I'm gonna sing chri biip mas carols if I wanna sing chri biip mas carols
Louder man it's more effective
I don't care who we offend
I'm gonna sing chri biip mas carols if I wanna sing chri biip mas carols
Me too
We wish you a merry chri biip mas
We wish you a merry chri biip mas
We wish you a merry chri biip mas and a happy ne biip year
We can't say new it'll offend the old folks
And you never wanna offend them
