《Joining the Cult》是Adam Sandler演唱的歌曲，收錄於《What The Hell Happened To Me? (DMD Album)》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Joining the Cult
- 所屬專輯：What The Hell Happened To Me? (DMD Album)
- 歌曲原唱：Adam Sandler
歌曲歌詞
CORE! Whadda you gotta do that's so ******* importnat you can't join the religious cult with me?" Allen: "Well, I was gonna go sunbathing." Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that. Because this guy, Russell -- he's the leader-guy of the cult --" Allen: "-- yeah --" Sandler: "-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches about the sun being bad, like the beast can't come out because the sun's too bright and the sun hurts his eyes or something -- you show up all sunburned and that guy's gonna get pissed at you and me!" Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry about pissing the leader guy off!" Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in some of the stuff the cult guy's been saying -- some of it makes a lot of sense! Allen: "Well, good, but I don't want to join the cult. We can still hang out; I just won't be in it with you." Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out with you because I'm gonna be *******' busy with this *******' cult!" Allen: "So I'll visit on weekends -- we'll work it out." Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the busiest time -- that's when we go to flea malls and *******' malls and talk people into joining, man!" Allen: "Can I join for just a little while? I told my dad I'd go visit him in Florida in three weeks." Sandler: "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta join now." Allen: "What's the hurry?" Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna meet there, what the *******'s your problem?" Allen: "Well, I mean I don't really have to believe in this stuff, do I?" Sandler: "No, no, just *******' tell everybody you believe in this *******t -- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, ******* the sun, I *******' hate it too, long live the *******' beast." Allen: "I don't know, man. This is crazy." Sandler: "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a free haircut, you're gonna get food --" Allen: "-- it's not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?" Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You said you need a haircut, they're gonna *******' cut your hair. You're going in, saving twelve bucks, just *******' do it!" Allen: "Do you think the hot girl has a friend for me?" Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and recruit one for you!" Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't like it, I'm going to escape, man." Sandler: "OK, that's up to you." "Three weeks later!"
"The night time is the right time! The night time is the right time!" Sandler: "Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?" Allen: "Oh, this is the best thing I ever did. Thank you." Sandler: "You're not mad at them making you, uh, kill your father, are you?" Allen: "You know, it's like they said. It was the only way to save him." Sandler: "You're a good guy." Allen: "You're a better one."
