《Joel the Lump of Coal》是The Killers、Jimmy Kimmel演唱的歌曲，Ronnie Vannucci,Dave Keuning,Jonathan Bines,Brandon Flowers,Mark Stoermer,Jimmy Kimmel作詞作曲，收錄專輯《Don't Waste Your Wishes》中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Joel the Lump of Coal
- 所屬專輯：Don't Waste Your Wishes
- 歌曲原唱： The Killers 、 Jimmy Kimmel
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
Some time ago at Santa's place
Up in the old North Pole
There lived a lump of anthracite
Whose parents called him Joel
Joel Joel the lump of coal
Happy as a lump can be
He just wants to keep Santa warm
And make the elves cozy
But Santa Claus had other plans
For Joel one fateful day
Joel you're just the lump I need
Come join me on my sleigh
Joel Joel the lump of coal
Heart leapt up with joy
I'll soon be Santa's present to
A lucky girl or boy
We'll laugh and play together
And hold each other tight
Snuggle under clean white sheets
When we go to sleep at night
Then Santa's elves all laughed at Joel
You're in for a surprise
You're not a special Christmas gift
You're just a booby prize
What kid would ever want you
You're filthy as can be
Now you have to go and live
With one who's been naughty
But I make heat poor Joel cried
And electricity
You pollute the air
With CO２ and mercury
Joel Joel the lump of coal
Fell down upon his knees
I don't wanna live with a naughty kid
Don't make me Santa please
But Santa laughed his jolly laugh
Ho ho you stupid lump
You're just the thing to teach this brat
That Santa ain't no chump
So off they flew and before he knew
Joel was in a sack
He cried and yelled to Santa Claus
Why don't we just go back
And then came Christmas morning
And much to Joel's surprise
(Much to Joel's surprise)
He saw a boy with the saddest face
And tears were in his eyes
(Tears were in his eyes)
He picked Joel up and held him
And said You can be my friend
(Hey man let's be friends)
I would've liked some presents but
You're what Santa chose to send
(Santa chose to send)
It's true I've been a naughty boy
And maybe that's a sin
(Maybe that's a sin)
If this is how Santa treats the kids
I'm just glad that I'm not him
Joel Joel the lump of coal
Knew what he must do
He said
