《It S A Most Unusual Play》是Allan Sherman演唱的歌曲，收錄於專輯《Video Creators - Funny Songs for YouTube Videos and YouTubers》中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：It S A Most Unusual Play
- 所屬專輯：Video Creators - Funny Songs for YouTube Videos and YouTubers
- 歌曲原唱：Allan Sherman
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
It's a most unusual play;
Feel like throwing my tickets away
'Cause the boy gets the boy
And the girl gets the girl
And it's way too far off Broadway
It's a most unusual plot
Which I've either blocked
Out or forgot;
I don't know what it means
But they all wear blue jeans
And they scratch themselves
Quite a lot
There's no scenery
There's no lighting
There's no costumes;
Oh what art
If there only were no house lights
I would sneak up
The aisle and depart
There's a most unusual scene
Where this man dates
This Xerox machine
So his girlfriend gets mad
And she murders the cad
To the tune of "Begin the Beguine"
In this most unusual
Most unusual most unusual play
Oh the language is a bit loose;
It's decidedly not Mother Goose
Outside on the marquee
This quotation you'll see:
"I was shocked "
And it's signed Lenny Bruce
It's a play where
Something went wrong
'Cause it's five hours
Twelve minutes long
If you sit there my friend
From beginning to end
Then your bladder better be strong
There are people hitting people;
There's a couple in a cage
There's neurotics
There's narcotics
And the bathroom is
Right on the stage
It's a great big critical smash
And it's raking in all kinds of cash
But the theater's appalling
With things that are crawling;
I think I am getting a rash
From this most unusual
Most unusual most unusual play
