《Isle Thing》是Weird Al Yankovic演唱的歌曲，收錄於《UHF: Weird Al Yankovic》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Isle Thing
- 所屬專輯：UHF: Weird Al Yankovic
- 歌曲原唱：Weird Al Yankovic
- 發行日期：2013年11月08日
歌曲歌詞
Met this fine young thing at
The local Circle K
She made a date for a half past
Eight and I said What the hey
So I journeyed to her crib and
I let myself inside
That chick was slouched
Down on the couch
I think her brain was fried
Couldn't figure it out she
Wouldn't even look at me
Then I saw her eyes she was
Hypnotized cold glued to her TV
Hey what's your problem baby
Doll let's have a little fling
She said Hey you fool now just be cool
I'm watchin that Gilligan's Isle thing
Isle thing isle thing
Watchin all night musta been a marathon
I was bummin those shows kept
Comin here's what was going on
These castaways were stranded
On this island out at sea
One of'em called Gilligan
Said Let's name it after me
He'd mess up every rescue
Man that first mate was illin
If I was one of those Castaways
I think I'd probably kill'em
Just about that time
Telephone began to ring
She said Just let it
My machine'll get it
We're watchin the Gilligan's Isle thing
Isle thing
She loves that Gilligan's Isle thing
Isle thing please baby baby please
I like the professor
He always saved their butts
He could build a nuclear reactor
From a couple of coconuts
She said That guy's a genius
I shook my head and laughed
I said If he's so fly they tell me
Why he couldn't build a lousy raft
And while we're on the subject
I'll tell you one thing for sure
Those homeboys brought an awful
Lot for just a three hour tour
Then her mom came in the room
It was kind of embarrassing
She said Hey you two
I was once like you
And I loved that Gilligan's Isle thing
Isle thing she'd watch that
Gilligan's Isle thing
Please baby baby please
Skipper's in a hammock
He's looking kinda fat
He'd throw a fit and then he'd
Hit old Gilligan with his hat
Mrs Hal got it going on
But Mr Hal was meaner
Ginger and Mary Anne could've
Used some funky cold medina
I was really digging this show
I didn't know what to do
It kinda looked like I was hooked
Now I'm an addict too
I know each episode by heart
Now I'm the rerun king
And on every date we both stay up late
And we watch the Gilligan's Isle thing
Isle thing hasta la vista little buddy
Gilligan's Isle thing
