《Here's Your Sign (Don't Mess With Us)》是Bill Engvall演唱的歌曲，收錄於專輯《Ultimate Laughs》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Here's Your Sign (Don't Mess With Us)
- 所屬專輯：Ultimate Laughs
- 歌曲原唱：Bill Engvall
- 發行日期：2014年3月17日
歌曲歌詞
I just hate stupid people.
They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid.
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you?
You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind"
"I didn't see your sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house
was full
of boxes and there was a u-Haul truck in our driveway.
My friend comes over and says, "Hey, You moving?"
"Nope."
"We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many boxes it takes."
"Here's your sign."
Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
modern man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's your sign.
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
his boat
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on
the dock
goes, "Hey, yall catch all them fish?"
Nope.
"Talked 'em into giving up."
"Here's your sign."
