《Grow Mrs Goldfarb》是Allan Sherman演唱的歌曲，收錄於專輯《For Swingin' Livers Only》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb
- 所屬專輯：For Swingin' Livers Only
- 歌曲原唱：Allan Sherman
- 發行日期：2007年1月29日
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
Grow Mrs Goldfarb fatter fatter
Pile the potatoes on your platter
Listen to me 'cause I'm your hubby
I just adore you plump and chubby
I got a letter from the state Dear
You're gonna need a license plate Dear
My little elephant joke come true
Chew Mrs Goldfarb chew
There is so much more of you
More to adore of you
'Cause you're not slender
In your white dress you're a doll
Big as the Taj Mahal
In all it's splendor
When you're in department stores
Don't use revolving doors
You might get stuck Dear
When you use the telephone
Go in the booth alone
And lots of luck Dear
You had for breakfast: two pounds bacon
Three dozen eggs one coffee cake and
Then you had something really awful
Four kippered herrings on a waffle
Nine English muffins one baked apple
Boston cream pie Philadelphia scrapple
Seventeen bowls of Crispy Crunch
Then you said "What's for lunch "
Sweetheart you are giant size
You are Lane Bryant size
My darling Myrtle
Last Thanksgiving I was thrilled
You ate so much you killed
Your living girdle
Have another dozen shrimp
My lovely little blimp
Don't count a calorie
I have just received a stub
I owe the Diner's Club
A whole year's salary
Eat Mrs Goldfarb daily nightly
Eat though your chair is bending slightly
Love of my life I'm glad I found you
Each day I take a walk around you
I can't forget when we got married
Over the threshhold I got carried
No other bride would be so sweet
Eat Mrs Goldfarb Eat
