《Diet Song》是Bobby Bare演唱的歌曲，收錄於專輯《Drinkin' from the Bottle Singin' from the Heart》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Diet Song
- 所屬專輯：Drinkin' from the Bottle Singin' from the Heart
- 歌曲原唱：Bobby Bare
- 發行日期：1983年8月1日
歌曲歌詞
Breakfast black coffee one slice of dry toast
No butter no jelly no jam
Lunch just some lettuce two celery stalks
No booze no potatoes no ham
Dinner one chicken wing broiled not fried
No gravy no biscuits no pie
And this dieting dieting dieting dieting
Sure is a rough way to die
So pass me a carrot stick peel me a prune
A glass of skim milk and that's all
Turn off the TV for the Big Mac commercial
It's driving me right up the wall
And I'm thinking of french fries sausage and waffles
Spaghetti and cookies and cake
And each night I'm dreaming of chocolate ice cream
And I'm starving to death when I wake
Supper two pieces of cauliflower raw
Some beefsteak the size of a nail
One sliced tomato a small dab of slaw
I swear I ate better in jail
Stop eating that pizza right under my nose
Girl that's the least you can do
Put down that candy bar while I'm singing
I'm starving my pants off for you
You're fixing the kids all those creamed mashed potatoes
But it's bouillon and water for me
Hey you got a lock on the refrigerator
Lord knows where you're hiding the key
While I'm starving for food late at night
I'm starving for loving from you
But you say that when I can see my own dick
You'll be glad to look at it too
So pass me a carrot stick peel me a prune
A glass of skim milk and that's all
You and Jane Fonda and old Richard Simmons
Are driving me right off the wall
Now when I am dead with the insurance paid
You'll look down at me and you'll grin
You'll say well the boy tried and he suffered and died
But don't he look good when he's thin
Oh my
And this dieting dieting dieting dieting
Sure is a rough way to die
