Dear Abbey

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Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my feet are too long

My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong

My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all

Won't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call

Signed Bewildered

Bewildered, Bewildered, you have no complaint

You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't

So listen up Buster, and listen up good

Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks

My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks

Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed

If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead

Signed Unhappy

Unhappy, Unhappy, you have no complaint

You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't

So listen up Buster, and listen up good

Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, you won't believe this

But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss

My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head

But my stomach tells me to write you instead

Signed Noise-maker

Noise-maker, Noise-maker, you have no complaint

You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't

So listen up Buster, and listen up good

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