《Cut Off My Legs》是Louis Armstrong演唱的歌曲，收錄於《Bing and Friends Vol. 3》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Cut Off My Legs
- 所屬專輯：Bing and Friends Vol. 3
- 歌曲原唱：Louis Armstrong
- 發行日期：2013年03月22日
歌曲歌詞
Come around the stand
Near the band
The boys and I are glad you came
Now let's see who I know
I'll bet dough
That I can tell you all by name
Well hello Jack
When did you get back
I thought they buried you out in Hackensack
Say look here Jack
You can jump for an oldie;
Well shave off my hair and call me Baldy
Shucks there's old Aunt Kate
She's a solid gate
I never thought that chick would be out so late
Now look here Aunt Kate
Are you trying to be naughty
Well cut off my legs and call me Shorty
Yep and that's old Jake
Well for goodness sake
What you doin' here at this clambake
You got your food and you're here for a quickie
Well flatten my head and call me Icky
Well now starch my shirt if it ain't old Gert
Come on Babe bend my ear and let me have the dirt
Now you said you had twins
Since the last time you seen us
Chop off my arms and call me Venus
