《Clampetts Go To Maui》是Jeff Foxworthy演唱的歌曲，收錄於《Games Rednecks Play》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Clampetts Go To Maui
- 所屬專輯：Games Rednecks Play
- 歌曲原唱：Jeff Foxworthy
- 發行日期：1995年7月18日
歌曲歌詞
I'll give you an idea of what kind of family mine is
This is a true story
About 9 or 10 months ago I did somethin I had always wanted to do
I cashed in all my frequent flyer miles
I took everybody in my family to Hawaii 13 people
Thinkin this would be the vacation of a lifetime
It ended up bein the Clampetts go to Maui
Cuz you get my family together and there is an empty K mart somewhere
They showed up at the airport they were usin coolers and grocery bags for luggage
The sky cap was like which ones yours the samsonite
They were like no we got the igloo with the duct tape on it and the 5 piggly wiggly bags right there
At the ticket counter I asked my mother I said mom would you like to sit next to the window
She goes oh I better not I just had my hair fixed
And on the plane the movie they were showin on the plane was Homeward Bound The Incredible Journey
5 minutes into this movie my brother turns to me and goes You know that ain't them dogs real voice
My sister got mad well thanks for spoilin it for everybody else
And we were stayin right on the beach in fact the whales were migrating through
You could stand on the balcony and watch whales come up out of the water
First morning there my brothers out there goin man I wish I had a gun with a scope on it
How much does it cost to mount a whale ANYBODY KNOW
I'd have to get a bigger trailer I'll tell ya that
And you could tell which rooms were ours
Ours were the ones with the underwear hangin off the rail
According to the manager the sight of the only peeing for distance contest they had ever had
Which I am ashamed to say my Aunt Rose won in the second round
We are a classy bunch
My uncle Doug kept askin When we gonna convert our money to Hawaiin money
This is the same uncle Doug we went to a luau and you know how they always ask people to volunteer to hula dance
Ol' Doug volunteered
Halfway through the dance we all realize Doug's not wearin any underwear underneath his hula skirt
We asked him about it later and he goes well when I went to put my skirt on I noticed I had a hole in my drawers and I didn't wanna embarrass myself
Dang Doug you thought this out
And there's my family I love em they're good people
They just don't get out much
Mainly because of that no shirt no shoes rule
They love that hotel though
God they stole everything from that place
They stole the ashtrays while we were checkin in
Didn't even dump the sand out of em Just picked em up and walked out
Stole everything I mean you get outta the shower and your dryin off with toilet paper cuz tehy ahve teh towels in teh piggly wiggly bags
And one day one of the maids made the mistake of goin to lunch and leavin her cart out in the hall
They were on that like a pack of dogs on a 3 legged cat Picked it clean
I asked my brother later I said what are you gonan do with 180 shower caps
He said Christmas presents
Then his wife got mad well thanks for spoilin it for everybody else
