Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire

Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire - Bob Rivers

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire

Hot sauce dripping from their toes

Yuletide squirrels fresh-filledted by the chior

They poked hot skewers through their noses

Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove

Help to keep make them seasoned right

Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat

Will really hit the spot tinight

And now when Santa sees his tray

There'll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh

And every hungry child is gonna spy

To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry

And so I'm brushing on some honey glaze

To keep them crisp and juicy too

Let's hope they get served, many times many ways

Tasty chipmunks, good food

And so I'm offering some recipes

From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew

I'm not really sad that it ended this way

Furry chimpunks... screw you!

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