《Chip On My Shoulder》是Christian Borle、Laura Bell Bundy演唱的歌曲，收錄於《Legally Blonde The Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Chip On My Shoulder
- 所屬專輯：Legally Blonde The Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
- 歌曲原唱：Christian Borle、Laura Bell Bundy
- 發行日期：2007年7月16日
歌曲歌詞
Emmett：
Spoken
Whoa
Elle
What's up
Doc
Elle：love
Emmett：
Spoken
Excuse me
Elle：i put my faith in love
I followed where it led
Emmett：
Spoken
Love led you here
Elle：to my personal circle of hell
It has not worked out well
I wish that I were dead
Cause instead of a wedding in love
I'm flunking out of school
A total laughing stock
Someone he and his friends could just mock
So go on
Here's my head
Just hit it with a rock
Emmett：
Spoken
Wait
Go back
Sung
You came out here to follow a man
Harvard law was just part of that plan
Man
What rich romantic planet are you from
Elle：
Spoken
Malibu
Emmett：instead of lying outside by the pool
You stalk some guy to an ivy league school
That's the weirdest reason I have
Elle：
Spoken
Oh
Why'd you come
Emmett：
Spoken
Okay
Sung
I grew up in the roxbury slums
With my mom and a series of bums
Guys who showed me all the ways a man can fail
I got through law school by busting my a*s
Worked two jobs in addition to class
So forgive me for not weeping at your tale
Elle：
Spoken
Well excuse me
Just because you've got some kind of chip on your shoulder
Emmett：
Spoken
You know what
You're right
Sung
There's a chip on my shoulder
And it's big as a boulder
With the chance I've been given
I'm gonna be driven as hell
I'm so close I can taste it
So I'm not gonna waste it
Yeah
There's a chip on my shoulder
You might wanna get one as well
Elle：
Spoken
I'm sorry
But that sounds highly negative
Wait
Two jobs plus law school
How do you do it
Emmett：well
I don't go to parties a lot
Not good use of the time that I've got
Can't spend hours doing my hair and staying in shape
Elle：
Spoken
I don't spend hours
Emmett：but I know it'll all be worthwhile
When I win my first lucrative trial
And buy my mom that great big house out on the cape
Elle：
Spoken
Oh
That's so sweet
Emmett：no
That's the chip on my shoulder
I hugged my mom and told her
With the chance I've been given
I'm gonna be driven as hell
Though I can't take the day off
I just think of the payoff
You need a chip on your shoulder
Little miss woods comma elle
Elle：
Spoken
I just need to prove to everyone that I'm serious
Emmett：
Spoken
What you need is to get to work
Where are your law books
Elle：
Spoken
Ummm
Well
I know they're here somewhere
Emmett：ya know
This vanity's real picturesque
But it started its life as a desk
Clear it off
And find some room for books instead
Elle：
Spoken
What are you doing
Emmett：can you live without this
Can you live without that
I don't know what this is
Elle：
Spoken
It's for hair
Emmett：wear a hat
Spend some time improving what's inside your head
Out
Out
Put it in storage
Sell it on ebay
Leave it behind
Out
Out
What
Are you angry
Good
So get angry
You may find
The chip on your shoulder
Elle：
Spoken
Argh
Emmett：the room just got colder
Elle：
Spoken
Hey
Emmett：but with the chance you've been given
Why are you not driven as hell
There's just no way around it
You gotta plow through 'til you've
Elle：
Spoken
Found it
Emmett：been reading it hard
I can tell
Chorus：tis a gift to be simple
Tis a gift to be free
Hmm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
Elle：
Spoken
Bye
Warner
Have a great thanksgiving
Say hi to your mom and dad for me
And grandma bootsie
Emmett：
Spoken
Define malum prohibitum
Elle：
Spoken
Malum prohibitum is
Ummm
Emmett：
Spoken
An act prohibited
Elle：
Spoken
An act prohibited by law like jaywalking or chewing gum in singapore
Emmett：
Spoken
Therefore malum in se
Elle：
Spoken
Is an action
That is evil in itself
Assualt
Murder
White shoes after labor day
Emmett：
Spoken
Good
Where are you going
Elle：
Spoken
Home
Of course
It's thanksgiving break
Remember
Emmett：
Spoken
Interesting
Elle：
Spoken
What
Emmett：well
I predict you will probably pass
Elle：
Spoken
Yes
Emmett：in the bottom percent of your class
Elle：
Spoken
What
Emmett：if you're going for mediocre
You've done great
Elle：
Spoken
That's not fair
Emmett：look
They laughed at me like they're laughing at you
We can't win if we don't follow through
Might I venture your vacation plans can wait
Elle：
Spoken
Why do you always have to be right
Chorus：glo o o o o o o o o o o ria in excelsis deo
Elle：
Spoken
Bye
Warner
Merry christmas
Enjoy bayo
Emmett：
Spoken
Ho ho ho
Elle：
Spoken
Emmett
Emmett：
Spoken
For you
Not as good as going home for christmas
But
Elle：
Spoken
You are too sweet
Emmett：
Spoken
It's a real time saver
Shampoo and conditioner in one
Elle：
Spoken
Ah
Giggles
Thank you
You are so adorable to think of me
Warner：
Spoken
Elle
Hey
Elle：
Spoken
Warner
Warner：
Spoken
Have you seen vivienne
I've been looking for her everywhere
Elle：
Spoken
Yeah
I I mean no
Warner：
Spoken
Great
We're gonna miss our flight
Emmett：
Spoken
Um
Elle
Sung
I don't know if you've noticed before
But each time warner walks in the door
Your iq goes down to 40
Maybe less
Elle：
Spoken
Huh
Emmett：though it's hardly my business to say
Could it be the real thing in your way
Is the very guy you're trying to impress
Elle：yes
I've been smiling and sweet and thoroughly beaten blowing my chance
Let's not chase him away
Let's face him and say
Hey punk
Let's dance
This chip on my shoulder
Makes me smarter and bolder
No more whining or blaming
I am reclaiming my pride
Grab that book and let's do this
Instead of doodling hearts all through this
Now there's a chip on my shoulder
Let's see him knock it aside
Chorus：ah ah ah ah daughter of delta nu
Show him that you're no fool
Daughter of delta nu
Go back to school with a big chip on your shoulder
Warner：
Spoken
Mr
Ladimer was clearly within his rights to ask for visitation
Without his sperm
The child in question wouldn't exist
Callahan：
Spoken
Now you're thinking like a lawyer
Yes
Miss woods
Elle：
Spoken
Mr
Huntington makes an excellent point
But did the defendant keep a log of every sperm emission made throughout his life
Callahan：
Spoken
Interesting
Why do you ask
Elle：
Spoken
Well
Unless the defendant attempted to contact every sexual encounter to find out if a child resulted from those unions
He has no parental claim over this child whatsoever
Why now
Why this sperm
Callahan：
Spoken
I see your point
Elle：
Spoken
And by mr
Huntington's standards
All masturbatory emissions where the sperm was clearly not seeking an egg
Could be called reckless abandonment
Callahan：
Spoken
Miss woods
You just won your case
Elle：ohmigod
Chorus：wait
Hold on
We just won the case
Elle：omigod
Girls：elle got all up in warner's face
Elle：omigod
Girls：i am starting to like this place
Yes
Omigod
Callahan：
Spoken
Miss woods
Excellent work today
I assume you're applying for my internship
Do you have a resume
Elle：
Spoken
I am one step ahead of you
Here you go
And thanks in advance for your consideration
Callahan：
Spoken
Dear god
It's scented
Three months ago
I would have recycled this
Make sure to put it on file
Emmett：guess she got a chip on her shoulder
Maybe some wise man told her
With the chance we've been given
We gotta be driven as hell
She was something to see there
I'm just happy I could be there
First big test and she aced it
She's so close she can taste it
She got a chip on her shoulder
Guess you never can te e ell
With little miss woods comma elle
Chorus：elle woods
Woods comma elle
Chip on her shoulder
Elle woods
Woods comma elle
Chip on her shoulder
Emmett：no you never can tell
Chorus：elle woods
Woods comma elle
Chip on her shoulder
All：with little miss woods comma elle
