《Can't Con An Honest John》是The Streets演唱的歌曲，由Skinner作詞，收錄於專輯《The Hardest Way to Make An Easy Living》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Can't Con An Honest John
- 所屬專輯：The Hardest Way to Make An Easy Living
- 歌曲原唱：The Streets
- 填詞：Skinner
- 發行日期：2006年4月7日
歌曲歌詞
Using the following,
I'm going to show you:
(A) How to con someone using their own greed,
(B) That you won't feel bad 'cos they're trying to con you anyway, and
(C) TAKING
THEIR MONE
Y! As I have come to realise, running the beats is just getting people's confidence.
This scam only works 'cos that man thinks he's working this scam
And that you man off his mark
Get your mate, let's call your mate
Piers No, not
Piers, let's call him
Farquhar Anyway get
Farquhar to crawl into a bar with his dog
Like I said, the barman will try and con you later but you're gonna take all his money.
Anyway, get
Farquhar to pass into a local bar
And call to the bar to look after a dog for a dart
Just for 20 quid for a while, claiming that he hated it
But it was worth more than his car
This, by the way, requires that you find and supply
Farquhar With an animal, and a life, from your local park.
Get a nice dog that doesn't bark
But not so nice that someone might miss this mutt from the park
Anyway, using this technique you're gonna take all this man's money
