《Bruces Philosophers Song》是Hot Fox Karaoke演唱的歌曲，收錄於《Hot Fox Karaoke - Monty Python》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Bruces Philosophers Song
- 所屬專輯：Hot Fox Karaoke - Monty Python
- 歌曲原唱：Hot Fox Karaoke
- 發行日期：2010年03月25日
歌曲歌詞
Immanuel Kant was a real puissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing nietzche couldn't teach ya
About the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Ren Descartes was a drunken fart
＂I drink therefore I am＂
Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed
Immanuel Kant was a real puissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing nietzche couldn't teach ya
About the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Ren Descartes was a drunken fart
＂I drink therefore I am＂
Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed
