《Brother Jukebox Unissued Vernon Oxford》是The Challengers演唱的歌曲，George Formby作詞作曲，收錄專輯《Remember George Formby》中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Brother Jukebox Unissued Vernon Oxford
- 歌曲原唱： The Challengers
- 填詞：George Formby
- 譜曲：George Formby
歌曲歌詞
Now there's a sergeant major
Enjoys life while he can
He proves to all the ladies
He's a soldier and a man
He sticks out his chest
Two pillows in his vest
A bolster under
His rotunda
Our sergeant major
His medals break our hearts
He won them playing darts
And while competing
Who was cheating
Our sergeant major
He's far away the worst friend we've ever had
When he's far away well we're mighty glad
In the canteen bar
You know what sergeants are
When we've passed out
Who's the last out
Our sergeant major
He's got a raucous voice
His language isn't choice
In clink we'd shove him
How we love him
Our sergeant major
His weight about he'll throw
The wicked so and so
Who'd even smother
His own mother
Our sergeant major
He's far away the worst friend we've ever had
When he's far away well we're mighty glad
Our bugler goes his rounds
And when the bugle sounds
For everlasting
Who's he blasting
Our sergeant major
Now he makes raw recruits
Just tremble in their boots
He calls 'em slackers
Who's gone crackers
Our sergeant major
His feet fill up the road
Knock kneed and pigeon toed
We'd sooner shoot him
Than salute him
Our sergeant major
He's far away the worst friend we've ever had
When he's far away well we're mighty glad
The mascot goat we own
Though big and fat has grown
Wild and warlike
It's far more like
Our sergeant major
