《Bitterness Barbie》是Lunachicks演唱的歌曲，收錄於專輯《Jerk of All Trades (Explicit)》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Bitterness Barbie
- 所屬專輯：Jerk of All Trades (Explicit)
- 歌曲原唱：Lunachicks
- 發行日期：2016年10月16日
歌曲歌詞
Why must I stand on my toes
Perfect smile and skin tight clothes
Cinched waist no cunt to piss with
A stamp on my a*s
Little girls worship me
And that'll never come to pass
But at last
I'm turning over a new loaf
I'm eating dry toast
I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet
I have cellulite
Bitterness Barbie she ain't smiling
Bitterness Barbie she ain't styling
Bitterness Barbie boobs are sagging
What if I had a mastectomy
Would they buy a one titted barbie
With wiskers clogged up pores
You know they'd take me out of the stores
Kids don't like me moms are mad
I'm going off the market cause I look so sad
Bitterness Barbie she ain't smiling
Bitterness Barbie she ain't styling
Bitterness Barbie boobs are sagging
Bitterness Barbie her a*s is dragging
Her a*s is dragging her boobs are sagging
Female pattern baldness befell
Barbie wigs so no one can tell
A barbie with age spots well I never
Vericose veins would sure be clever
Pluck my eyebrows Barbie today
Shave my toes and back today
Imagine if my eyes were crossed
Or if my hair was grey and course
With a sneer on my face
And a stain in my panties
A hairy crotch an extra nipple
I'm turning over a new loaf
I'm eating dry toast
I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet
I have cellulite
Crying tears of Crisco grease
Was I a beauty
Am I a beast
Bitterness Barbie she ain't smiling
Bitterness Barbie she ain't styling
Bitterness Barbie boobs are sagging
Bitterness Barbie her a*s is dragging
Her a*s is dragging her boobs are sagging
