《Babysitting Is A Bum Deal》是Various Artists演唱的歌曲，收錄於《Family Guy Live in Vegas》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Babysitting Is A Bum Deal
- 所屬專輯：Family Guy Live in Vegas
- 歌曲原唱：Various Artists
- 發行日期：2005年4月26日
歌曲歌詞,專輯簡介,
歌曲歌詞
Here is a tale of a baby sitting job
The baby is something of a snob
Oh go f*ck yourselves
So listen very closely and you'll find
That what they say is not the same as what's
On their mind
Aren't you a cute little boy
Look at that melon shaped head
Having you here is a joy
And in an hour you'll be dead
Sit on my knee
Please don't go poo
Nice place to be
This one's for you
Baby sitting is a bum deal
Why don't we watch Will and Grace
Jesus do I need a smoke
Jack puts a smile on my face
Oh what a surprise a gay joke
I like your house
The ceiling has cracks
I like your blouse
Miss T J Maxx
Baby sitting is a bum deal
And so they sat as time went by
As slowly as time could go
The baby glared and softly cursed
'Cause her lips and her skirt and her shoes
And her hair made her look like a hoe
Time for your bottle my sweet
This little brat smells like piss
Always a succulent treat
While I suck that you suck this
Aren't you a sight
Look at him drool
You're a delight
Damn you you fool
Baby sitting is a bum deal
The diaper change was quite a job
The grossest I've ever seen
The baby smiled and took a breath
And I grunted and pooped out a poop that looked
Something like Matthew Modine
Someday you might meet a girl
Yeah she's gonna be your right hand
Maybe it's you my sweet pearl
Darling I'd rather f*ck sand
Have a good night
You little creep
Have a good night
Die in your sleep
Baby sitting is a bum deal
Baby sitting is a bum deal
So you see you got a really messed up kid here
I'd suggest you get him some help before it's too late
Gutter snipe
Freak
I'm out of here
Ladies and gentlemen miss Haylie Duff
專輯簡介
《Family Guy Live in Vegas》是Various Artists於2005年4月26日發行的音樂專輯，共收錄10首歌曲，由歌手Various Artists擔任專輯製作人，《Babysitting Is A Bum Deal》也收錄其中。
